New Technology Allows Police To See What Suspects Would Look Like Riding Rock ’N’ Roller Coaster

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ORLANDO—Hailing the superior imaging equipment as a breakthrough in regulation enforcement, officers held a press convention Friday to tout new expertise that permits police to see what suspects would appear like whereas driving the Rock ’N’ Curler Coaster. “This superior tech will assist officers collar perpetrators by giving them a transparent image of those harmful people rocking out to tunes as they speed up from zero to 57 MPH in solely 2.eight seconds,” stated Police Chief Pat Reynolds, confirming that the expertise would be capable of establish potential criminals even when they tried to disguise themselves by pulling a humorous face, dabbing, or holding up a “Will You Marry Me?” signal. “Lawbreakers who flee the scene might imagine that they’ve escaped justice, however inside minutes of getting an outline, we’ll be capable of ship out a photograph to all officers within the space displaying precisely what they’d appear like taking a stretch limo throughout L os Angeles on their approach to a giant Aerosmith gig.” Reynolds added that builders have been near imaging expertise that will present what a lacking sufferer appeared like after being adopted dwelling by a hitchhiking ghost.

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